If only I were human

http://www.copyblogger.com/drunk-writing/I actually did not know this article existed before I googled it.

Now I’m upset.  

Tonight I was going to take a half an hour before bed to write out the IOOV presentation I would give, since I will need to prepare something before the end of the month for Long Beach.  My big problem right now, and I mean here and now in bed is that my stomach keeps growling as if I am about to burgeon with Alien, and so I know I need to run to the bathroom when she’s ready to blow.

no, she won’t let me write.